Review: 2009 MINI Clubman S

The entire argument for choosing the MINI Clubman over the regular MINI: the MINI's too mini. Compared to the classic MINI, the Clubman is 10 inches and 140lbs. more car. It's like a breakfast cereal advert: "Five percent more MINI!" Of course, that misses the entire point of the cute subcompact, doesn't it? And if it doesn't, is that a problem? Yes.

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MINI Cooper Review

George Clooney is box office catnip AND the critics' darling. And no wonder: he looks great and he acts better than he looks. But what if you're a movie producer who can't afford Clooney's vig? You get Thomas Haden Church. You know: the guy in Sideways, the movie about chit-chatting wine guzzlers. Sideway's producer knew Church wasn't nearly as high profile as Clooney, but he was a lot less expensive. See where I'm going with this? If the MINI Cooper S is beyond your reach, should you lower your grasp? Big savings yes, but do you still get something of substance? Well, Church is an Oscar nominee. As for the Cooper...

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MINI Cooper S (R56) Review

News flash! The 2007 MINI looks like the 2006 MINI. As there wasn't anything particularly wrong with the "old" model, BMW's decision to leave things well enough alone shows welcome restraint. Well, almost. BMW's added two extra inches to the new MINI-- and we all know how meaningful two extra inches can be for guys (legroom!). But you'd be hard pressed to see any exterior effects-- good or bad. So is it still all systems go for MINI's V2 rocket, or does the new model (codenamed R56) prove that more is less?

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MINI Cooper S Review

"It handles like a go-cart." For the past five-years I've taken this description of the BMW's born-again clown car's dynamics at face value. Living in Los Angeles, I've seen more of these faux-Brits than Carnaby Streeters ever did. And I've often wondered if the MINI was small and extraordinarily nimble like its forbearer, or just plain small. Other than sipping cheap wine next to the trio of stunt cars used in the third Austin Powers movie, I'd never had a chance to get up close and personal with a MINI. More importantly, I'd never put the British-built roadster's handling to the test-- until this week, when RF charged me with the task of assessing the "old" new MINI before the "new" new MINI arrives stateside.

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